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August 29th 2005, 23:32 CEST by Morn

Sorry about that downtime. Someone hacked my server. Unfortunately for him, we had the better exploit, so we hacked it back. Kneel before MORN!
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#48 by Warren Marshall
2005-08-30 14:03:54
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
http://www.escapeartist.com/Conversions/Square_Meters_Square_Feet.html

#49 by Battle-Dwarf
2005-08-30 15:14:16
www.myspace.com/OlSchoolMedia
CAPT. FUZZ!

The new UAC put a smile on my face...

:)

They say a midget standin' on the giant's shoulder can see much further than the giant...
#50 by Battle-Dwarf
2005-08-30 15:17:55
www.myspace.com/OlSchoolMedia
You guys actually dressed a cat to resemble Isrealis & Palestinians...  Damn...

They say a midget standin' on the giant's shoulder can see much further than the giant...
#51 by LPMiller
2005-08-30 15:27:33
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
ok, that's better.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" ó "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#52 by Gunp01nt
2005-08-30 15:49:32
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Mind you, it's just a single room only for living and sleeping. I share a kitchen, toilet and shower with 3 housemates.

The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by god. We can now implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.
#53 by Warren Marshall
2005-08-30 16:16:25
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
Mind you, it's just a single room only for living and sleeping. I share a kitchen, toilet and shower with 3 housemates.

So ... hell, then?

#54 by Ashiran
2005-08-30 16:33:34
Cool beans. I'll bring the Oranjeboom.

Do you like drinking water classified as beer or is it just an acquired taste?

Nihil nequit.
#55 by Gunp01nt
2005-08-30 17:01:27
supersimon33@hotmail.com
So ... hell, then?


I'm sure living under one roof with you would be hell.

The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by god. We can now implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.
#56 by Warren Marshall
2005-08-30 17:03:08
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
That hurts, man.

#57 by Marsh Davies
2005-08-30 17:06:43
www.verbalchilli.com
I like bitter myself, I'm just trying to fit in with you lager-gargling nederlanders. Oranjeboom is crap, certainly, but it's about the cheapest canned beer you can buy over here. And at least it's not Carling.

#58 by Jibble
2005-08-30 17:07:42
God does exist, and thy name is Morn.  Thank you, savior of all things crappy!

SANTAK, BANKOROK, TOMATO!
220 lbs.  40 to go.
#59 by Matt Perkins
2005-08-30 17:26:17
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Yay, the site was down for most of my vacation, won't be hard to catch up at all.  Hackers love me!

"Of course, libertarians are a special breed because they can't explain their beliefs to anyone, even each other, without sounding like batshit crazy lunatics." - Shadarr
#60 by Ergo
2005-08-30 17:35:11
#45 Gunp01nt
Anything but Oranjeboom. Heineken, Grolsch, Hertog Jan or Brand will do.

Heineken is better how, again? And Grolsch? Pfft.

The other two I'm not familiar with. And yes, I agree that American pilsners are crap, which is why I don't drink them. Next argument, please.

Some people are like Slinkies. They really aren't much good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

- Kevin G. Barkes
DVDs
#61 by CheesyPoof
2005-08-30 17:37:47
Heineken is better how, again?

  the local stuff is better than what they export, but I never had it in country so I can't say.
#62 by Warren Marshall
2005-08-30 17:40:06
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
Less than a day after the great crash of 2005 and we're arguing over beer.  This is truly the happiest place on the internet...

#63 by Ergo
2005-08-30 17:41:22
I'm not arguing, motherfucker. I'm tellin' it like it IS.

Some people are like Slinkies. They really aren't much good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

- Kevin G. Barkes
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#64 by Squeaky
2005-08-30 17:42:57
Heineken is better how, again? And Grolsch? Pfft.

Your favorite beer sucks, etc...

#65 by Squeaky
2005-08-30 17:44:34
The bots seem to have dissipated during the downtime.

#66 by Ergo
2005-08-30 17:45:53
And yes, before we start another horrible alcohol debate, I was trolling. I suck.

Some people are like Slinkies. They really aren't much good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

- Kevin G. Barkes
DVDs
#67 by Chunkstyle
2005-08-30 17:46:28
Suck like Dutch beer.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#68 by Funkdrunk
2005-08-30 17:47:01
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
My favorite beer is more obscure than yours.

Funk.

I lie awake
Iíve gone to ground
Iím watching porn
In my hotel dressing gown
#69 by Ergo
2005-08-30 17:49:18
#67 Chunkstyle
Suck like Dutch beer.

*rimshot*

Some people are like Slinkies. They really aren't much good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

- Kevin G. Barkes
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#70 by Matt Perkins
2005-08-30 17:50:55
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
New Castle...  Nothing like an ice cold New Castle with a meal.  They being a darker beer though, they are really strong for my light weight self.

"Of course, libertarians are a special breed because they can't explain their beliefs to anyone, even each other, without sounding like batshit crazy lunatics." - Shadarr
#71 by Penguinx
2005-08-30 17:55:11
Ever try charcoal filtering cheap vodka ala this site?

A friend of mine filtered Skol six times and it wasn't bad at all. Not as good as Ketel One, but I wouldn't kick it out of bed for eating crackers.

"Cablanasian... wha de fack is that??? das wha jesus was?" - larafan
#72 by LPMiller
2005-08-30 17:57:39
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
beer is for people with massive bladders and time on their hands.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" ó "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#73 by Ergo
2005-08-30 17:58:14
#70 Matt Perkins
New Castle...  Nothing like an ice cold New Castle with a meal.  They being a darker beer though, they are really strong for my light weight self.

Darker does not always mean stronger. It often means the opposite. Newcastle is a not a particularly strong beer, alcohol-wise.

Some people are like Slinkies. They really aren't much good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

- Kevin G. Barkes
DVDs
#74 by Jibble
2005-08-30 18:00:25
And now, our first* great debate since the site came back online.  Holy shit does this bother me.  We already have the technology to fix this issue for those who desire it (blocking channels, V-chips, etc.), but they don't want that.  They want their beliefs and oppression to be applied to every single man, woman, and child in the nation.  Especially telling is this:

Worried about the bottom line, the cable and satellite industry has responded by launching a campaign to educate parents about available technology, like the V-Chip, that can block certain channels from any single television. The campaign has been opposed by a powerful coterie of family advocacy groups and activists with close ties to major evangelical ministries and the Bush White House.


In other words, it's not about what my kids watch, it's about what YOUR kids are watching.

*Beer isn't a great debate.

SANTAK, BANKOROK, TOMATO!
220 lbs.  40 to go.
#75 by Matt Perkins
2005-08-30 18:03:54
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Darker does not always mean stronger. It often means the opposite. Newcastle is a not a particularly strong beer, alcohol-wise.

True true, but it hits me harder for some reason.  I can drink a Corona, for instance, without feeling it, but a New Castle sticks with me for awhile.

"Of course, libertarians are a special breed because they can't explain their beliefs to anyone, even each other, without sounding like batshit crazy lunatics." - Shadarr
#76 by Ergo
2005-08-30 18:05:13
Well, just about anything has more alcohol than Corona, so I can see your point.

Some people are like Slinkies. They really aren't much good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

- Kevin G. Barkes
DVDs
#77 by Matt Perkins
2005-08-30 18:10:35
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
I didn't know that about Corona...  My brother is (or at this point, was) the family alcholic and he drank a fair amount of Corona, so I assumed it wasn't light on the juice.  Interesting.

"Of course, libertarians are a special breed because they can't explain their beliefs to anyone, even each other, without sounding like batshit crazy lunatics." - Shadarr
#78 by Shadarr
2005-08-30 18:13:02
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Thank me, I thought up the punchline.

You lie!

You need to work on your micro before you play a Korean.
#79 by m0nty
2005-08-30 18:26:42
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
I truth! You were even there when we discussed it, Shadarr.
#80 by CheesyPoof
2005-08-30 18:27:29
*Beer isn't a great debate.

So wrong you're in Bobzarro land. While you're there, ask him if he got/likes Nintendogs.
#81 by Ergo
2005-08-30 18:29:16
Last I talked to him, he hadn't purchased Nintendogs because they were sold out of the version he wanted.

Some people are like Slinkies. They really aren't much good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

- Kevin G. Barkes
DVDs
#82 by Shadarr
2005-08-30 18:31:56
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
If you have a log of the conversation, you'll see that it was Dum who made the salient suggestion, but the punchline itself didn't get worked out till Jibble and I talked about it in the wiki.

You need to work on your micro before you play a Korean.
#83 by Chunkstyle
2005-08-30 18:32:52
I heard Bob was dead.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#84 by Hugin
2005-08-30 18:37:38
lmccain@nber.org
Beer does nothing for me.  It's like liquid Jessica Alba.
#85 by Ergo
2005-08-30 18:38:28
#84 Hugin
Beer does nothing for me.  It's like liquid Jessica Alba.

Yes, yes, we know. Moving along...

Some people are like Slinkies. They really aren't much good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

- Kevin G. Barkes
DVDs
#86 by Chunkstyle
2005-08-30 18:38:45
I heard Hugin was dead inside.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#87 by m0nty
2005-08-30 18:40:20
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Shadarr (#82):
If you have a log of the conversation, you'll see that it was Dum who made the salient suggestion, but the punchline itself didn't get worked out till Jibble and I talked about it in the wiki.

Without me, Internet would never have had sex with the DS.
#88 by m0nty
2005-08-30 18:40:40
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Mmmm, liquid Jessica Alba.
#89 by Shadarr
2005-08-30 18:42:32
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Jessica Alba was hot in the first season of Dark Angel, but then she got skinny and then she got blonde, and now she's no sexier than a Fear Factor contestant.

You need to work on your micro before you play a Korean.
#90 by TheTrunkDr.
2005-08-30 18:53:42
The blonde part I totally agree with, it looks TERRIBLE on her! Other than that she's still looking damn good!

I SAID PURPLE, BITCH!
#91 by Shadarr
2005-08-30 18:55:24
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
So you like bones in your sex?

Without me, Internet would never have had sex with the DS. -m0nty
#92 by Ergo
2005-08-30 18:58:43
She looked pretty good in Sin City. Too bad she can't act her way out of a paper bag.

Some people are like Slinkies. They really aren't much good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

- Kevin G. Barkes
DVDs
#93 by Your Friend
2005-08-30 18:59:02
I think Jessica Alba looks a lot hotter now than she did on early Dark Angel.

Also, re: V-Chip education.  I saw one of those "Your TV probably has a V-Chip already" public service announcements with Katie Couric and man she is getting old/scary looking.

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
#94 by Penguinx
2005-08-30 19:03:40
Priceless.

"Cablanasian... wha de fack is that??? das wha jesus was?" - larafan
#95 by Shadarr
2005-08-30 19:05:40
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Is there a specific image that's priceless, or am I supposed to read all of them in order?  Because I don't have that kind of attention span.

Without me, Internet would never have had sex with the DS. -m0nty
#96 by Penguinx
2005-08-30 19:18:42
Page 18 is pretty special.

"Cablanasian... wha de fack is that??? das wha jesus was?" - larafan
#97 by CheesyPoof
2005-08-30 19:39:43
I don't get it.
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