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Let's gay it up a little, but not really.
November 17th 2005, 20:15 CET by Gabe

If you're a guy and are not gay, but had to do a guy, who would you do? Girls can do the inverse.
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#50 by Dumdeedum
2005-11-17 22:34:24
http://www.dumdeedum.com
I wouldn't do any man. That's just not my thing. No fucking way.

How's that closet working out for ya?  Roomy enough?

Dumdeedum should make one of his charts.

I'm not sure my ascii skills can to justice to the level of gay required, but I like a challenge so maybe later when more bumlove votes are in.

#51 by Gabe
2005-11-17 22:57:32
http://www.dartpublishing.com
If you're male, stop with the Jolie talk!
#52 by yotsuya
2005-11-17 23:04:56
Yeah, I'm not denying [Jolie's], most of the time anyway.  Just that it gets a bit predictable.

That and the fact you have to involve her brother in a threesome, as well.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#53 by Eric T. Cheng
2005-11-17 23:12:53
erictcheng@hotmail.com
I think that Jolie has gotten even better looking as she's grown older.


I agree. When she was younger she was rather meh...she had the druggie look. Now she has cleaned up her act and look. The only thing that turns me off about her are all those tattoos (which she covers with make-up for her movies and most publicity shots).

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#54 by LordDrucifer
2005-11-17 23:33:21
Yasta11@hotmail.com
tattoos are fucking hot.

Slack ass, slap face, slack rope, and slap Bass. Fold in a cup of cocaine. Now you have Drucifer's Quintessence.
#55 by LordDrucifer
2005-11-17 23:34:14
Yasta11@hotmail.com
midgets get me hard.

Slack ass, slap face, slack rope, and slap Bass. Fold in a cup of cocaine. Now you have Drucifer's Quintessence.
#56 by Funkdrunk
2005-11-17 23:35:54
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
Any woman who, through the act of intercourse, sends herself and her partner to the hospital is worth having.  At least for a little while.

Funk.

I lie awake
Iíve gone to ground
Iím watching porn
In my hotel dressing gown
#57 by Gabe
2005-11-17 23:37:23
http://www.dartpublishing.com
Stop it! This is IF YOU HAD TO DO THE SAME GENDER EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T SWING THAT WAY.
#58 by yotsuya
2005-11-17 23:39:50
You know who I'd fuck? Ana Lucia from Lost. Yum.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#59 by Gabe
2005-11-17 23:41:04
http://www.dartpublishing.com
You're afraid.
#60 by lwf
2005-11-17 23:43:43
I think yot actually is a little bit gay. Why else would he like hairy bush?

Charlie Hodge, the man who brings me mah scarves and mah water.
#61 by yotsuya
2005-11-17 23:43:46
You want to tell us something, Gabe?

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#62 by yotsuya
2005-11-17 23:44:58
lwf-

I cut my teeth on 70s pr0n.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#63 by Wudi
2005-11-17 23:45:11
PlanetCrap 7's UI was designed by the QueerEye guys....is that what he's saying?

Zep--

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#64 by Hugin
2005-11-17 23:49:40
lmccain@nber.org
#58 by yotsuya

You know who I'd fuck? Ana Lucia from Lost. Yum.


"Ana Lucia" code for "Sawyer", isn't it.  Admit it.
#65 by Dumdeedum
2005-11-18 00:10:03
http://www.dumdeedum.com
Okay, there's no way in hell I'm doing all that again so this is your lot:

@>--=~+"^'`*`'^"+~=-,._.,-=~+"^'`*`'^"+~=--<@
 \                                         /
 /  Johnny Depp              8=========D   \
 \  Clive Owen               8======D      /
 /  Christian Bale           8======D      \
 \  Naveen Andrews (Sayid)   8======D      /
 /  Brian Urlacher           8======D      \
 \  Harrison Ford            8======D      /
 /  Julian McMahon           8===D         \
 \  George Stromboloupolous  8===D         /
 /  Gabe                     8===D         \
 \  Mario                    8===D         /
 /  Jon Stewart              8===D         \
 \  Idris Elba               8===D         /
 /  George W Bush            8===D         \
 \  Val Kilmer               8===D         /
 /  Steven Colbert           8===D         \
 \  Paul Walker              8===D         /
 /  Russell Crowe            8===D        \
 \  LWF                      8===D         /
 /  Brad Pitt                8===D         \
 \  Tom Cruise               8===D         /
 /                                         \
@>--=~+"^'`*`'^"+~=-,._.,-=~+"^'`*`'^"+~=--<@


I feel too gayed up now, someone link hawt chickz0rz post-haste.

#66 by eggbert
2005-11-18 00:11:06
http://www.stuffresearch.com
Uh, what? It's not weird that he's back doing stand up, I'm sure people suspected that. What's weird is the

It took strategy to land these tickets. The shows were never formally advertised, and although there was some pre- sale buzz about a high-profile act playing The Comedy Works this week

and

The comedian is mounting a large arena tour this fall. The Denver run is part of a handful of tightly orchestrated small club dates along the way. Fans speculated that Chappelle selected only small comedy clubs that he visited regularly during stand-up tours before his A-list status.

quotes from an article dated two days ago. Mostly because I saw him in a big ass arena show last weekend that was advertised in September. Are people really not aware of this now?
#67 by Squeaky
2005-11-18 00:15:03
ET game planned for tonight, 8est-ish.

Aeternum vale
#68 by m0nty
2005-11-18 00:38:14
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
The guys I would do would be Jennifer Connelly and Kate Winslet.
#69 by lwf
2005-11-18 00:41:39
So you're into trannies, then?

Charlie Hodge, the man who brings me mah scarves and mah water.
#70 by LesJarvis
2005-11-18 00:52:26
Not to be all predictable and cliche, but Brad Pitt.

"The internet has gone all fiddle faddle foo."
-lwf
#71 by Jibble
2005-11-18 00:52:45
#62 yotsuya
lwf-

I cut my teeth on 70s pr0n.

If you're cutting your teeth down there, it's time for a trim.

Dum, that was...just beautiful. You are the master.

With your plan they'd be all like "everyone with weasels in their pants thinks they're great dancers but they're not, they've just got weasels in their pants."

Blog. 220 lbs.  40 to go.
#72 by McBain
2005-11-18 00:55:01
I feel too gayed up now, someone link hawt chickz0rz post-haste.

This should ease those shakes.

Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?
Willie: What the fuck? No!
#73 by LesJarvis
2005-11-18 00:55:59
No, i'm pretty sure he asked for hot chicks, but I freely admit that I'm not so good with the 1337 speak.

"The internet has gone all fiddle faddle foo."
-lwf
#74 by McBain
2005-11-18 00:57:05
I think my answer would be Taye Diggs.

Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?
Willie: What the fuck? No!
#75 by LesJarvis
2005-11-18 00:58:41
Nice call, I can definitely get on board with that.

"The internet has gone all fiddle faddle foo."
-lwf
#76 by Jibble
2005-11-18 00:58:52
McBain, there's a good middle portion there, but the top seems to consist of excessive gums. Five yard penalty.

With your plan they'd be all like "everyone with weasels in their pants thinks they're great dancers but they're not, they've just got weasels in their pants."

Blog. 220 lbs.  40 to go.
#77 by McBain
2005-11-18 00:59:07
http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/alba_dawson_2.jpg

I had to think about it a while.

Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?
Willie: What the fuck? No!
#78 by McBain
2005-11-18 00:59:27
urk... I was responding to Les.

Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?
Willie: What the fuck? No!
#79 by Squeaky
2005-11-18 01:00:52
Apparently, gametime has been changed to 7est.

Aeternum vale
#80 by LesJarvis
2005-11-18 01:01:37
Actually, fuck Brad Pitt (or rather, don't fuck Brad Pitt.)  Christian Bale all the way.   Looks like I'm jacking off to Equilibrium tonight.

"The internet has gone all fiddle faddle foo."
-lwf
#81 by Matt Perkins
2005-11-18 01:16:39
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Clive Owen for sure...  Or maybe pierce brosnan.  Though he's kinda old now.  I'm not into older guys.

"I stand with Comrade Kwango in saying that these are bastards." - Kun Suk Tang
#82 by LPMiller
2005-11-18 01:59:50
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
Apparently, gametime has been changed to 7est.


fuckers.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" ó "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#83 by bishop
2005-11-18 02:00:37
http://www.darkintel.org/00FF00/
eh no one's playing anyways.
#84 by Eric T. Cheng
2005-11-18 02:05:00
erictcheng@hotmail.com
Who would Wingwalker, Caryn and Foody do?

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#85 by bishop
2005-11-18 02:06:27
http://www.darkintel.org/00FF00/
Certainly, not you.
#86 by Eric T. Cheng
2005-11-18 02:08:32
erictcheng@hotmail.com
Women, fool.

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#87 by bishop
2005-11-18 02:09:32
http://www.darkintel.org/00FF00/
I was trying to complete the rhyme :(
#88 by yotsuya
2005-11-18 02:12:09
You might get lucky because of the leather skirt.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#89 by LPMiller
2005-11-18 02:12:10
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
I would have played.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" ó "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#90 by bishop
2005-11-18 02:16:06
http://www.darkintel.org/00FF00/
It'd be you and squeaky vs me.

I'm down with that, but I dunno if you two are.
#91 by Squeaky
2005-11-18 02:17:01
sure, why not

Aeternum vale
#92 by Eric T. Cheng
2005-11-18 02:24:30
erictcheng@hotmail.com
I hope you're talking about ET and not on topic...

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#93 by Charles
2005-11-18 02:31:14
www.bluh.org
Jeez, not a single mention of Mark Ruffalo?  For shame.

Videogames!  Why waste good technology on science and medicine?
#94 by Charles
2005-11-18 02:31:34
www.bluh.org
... says the guy with johnny depp as his icon.

Videogames!  Why waste good technology on science and medicine?
#95 by wingwalker
2005-11-18 02:32:04
Now if I wanted to have sex with a girly, I too, would go with Johnny Depp. Could you guys find a more effeminate dude in the whole world? I can uderstand your attraction to him though seeing as he is almost a woman in every conceivable way.

1- Farrah Faucet in her bathing suit pin up days.
2- Katherine Bach in her Dukes of Hazard days.
3- Elle McPherson
4- Tina Turner because she is the most sensual woman ever

Never, ever, ever Britany Spears
#96 by Charles
2005-11-18 02:33:43
www.bluh.org
Also, for the record, my girlfriend also has a thing for Angelina Jolie.  Which is kind of sad, because she hasn't seemed particularly attractive to me since her Hacker/Foxfire days.

Videogames!  Why waste good technology on science and medicine?
#97 by Warren Marshall
2005-11-18 03:00:51
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
She ... was, what, 17 in Hackers?  With a boy hair cut?  Good call.

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#98 by Charles
2005-11-18 03:12:34
www.bluh.org
She's too angular and thin nowadays.  She just looks creepy.  Plus all those billy bob tattoos.  Ick.

Videogames!  Why waste good technology on science and medicine?
#99 by Hugin
2005-11-18 03:15:43
lmccain@nber.org
She was 20.  At that time I would have been 22.  Charles is younger than me..so..I don't think her age at the time was a problem.
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