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Homophobia, Steroids, Date Rape and other Sports Topics
April 30th 2008, 05:16 CEST by Shadarr

All you wankers who don't like sports better vote this topic through, otherwise there will be a sportspocalypse in every other thread on the front page.  Also, I will be voting no.
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#27 by CheesyPoof
2008-04-30 19:44:28
Fuck the sportswriters, as if there's any vetting process to become one than turning reams of crap. It's not like practicing medicine without a license.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#28 by yotsuya
2008-04-30 19:58:58
Considering 1991 is the last time Hawthorne finished first in Premiereships, sure it is.

And ask a Cubs fan how current seven years ago is.
#29 by Shadarr
2008-04-30 20:12:54
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
There was talk on the radio that Sidney Crosby is diving. If I was a player I'd really hit him, take a double minor or whatever, but make sure he got his money worth on a real hit.

Nobody in the NHL flops the way they do in the NBA, except maybe idiots like Avery and Ruttu.  When people complain about someone like Crosby or Forsberg "diving" they mean that they don't fight hard enough to stay on their feet while being hooked, held and slashed.

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#30 by m0nty
2008-04-30 20:13:13
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Hawthorn FC was founded 106 years ago. The Diamondbacks were created out of nothing ten years ago. There is hardly a resemblance.
#31 by yotsuya
2008-04-30 20:20:36
You were talking about current championships, not history.
#32 by m0nty
2008-04-30 20:32:08
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
You're the one who brought up championships. And how many does Arizona have, in total?
#33 by bishop
2008-04-30 20:37:16
http://www.darkintel.org/00FF00/
It has me, the champion of living there for three months.
#34 by yotsuya
2008-04-30 21:00:20
1. Then again, the state's not even 100 years old. Then again, you talk about the Diamondbacks being 10 years old? In that, they have 4 division titles, 1 NL title, a World Series, and currently have the best record in baseball. I'd take that.
#35 by yotsuya
2008-04-30 21:02:38
1. Then again, the state's not even 100 years old. We've only had pro sports since the mid-60s.

 Then again, you talk about the Diamondbacks being 10 years old? In that, they have 4 division titles, 1 NL title, a World Series, and currently have the best record in baseball. I'd take that.
#36 by yotsuya
2008-04-30 21:05:45
Sorry about the double post.
#37 by jjohnsen
2008-04-30 21:17:37
http://www.johnsenclan.com
For you San Francisco area people (or I guess Pixar fans), this is the latest thing I just did at work.

#38 by Trunks
2008-04-30 21:31:35
Avery canned? Same with D'antoni.

#39 by Shadarr
2008-04-30 21:55:53
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
The demise of the Suns was inevitable once they fired Colangelo.  Their window closed last year, which is too bad because I really wanted Nash to get a ring.

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#40 by yotsuya
2008-04-30 21:58:03
It's the new owner being cheap. That's why D'Antoni might return- he won't want to pay the rest of the salary.
#41 by Matt Perkins
2008-04-30 22:19:09
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
An actual good sports story.

Holtman and shortstop Liz Wallace lifted Tucholsky off the ground and supported her weight between them as they began a slow trip around the bases, stopping at each one so Tucholsky's left foot could secure her passage onward. Even with Tucholsky feeling the pain of what trainers subsequently came to believe was a torn ACL (she was scheduled for tests to confirm the injury on Monday), the surreal quality of perhaps the longest and most crowded home run trot in the game's history hit all three players.


Leave it up to girls to play the right way.

"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#42 by gaggle
2008-04-30 22:56:50
#37 by jjohnsen
For you San Francisco area people (or I guess Pixar fans), this is the latest thing I just did at work.


You post this in the sports thread? Really?

Cool though, it's a neat idea :)

"Gaggle doesn't believe anyone should bother gaining skill in anything because anyone could gain skill in anything if they just put the time to it." - BjB
#43 by yotsuya
2008-04-30 23:04:35
It's OK for Jeremy to post non-sports stuff in this thread because we know he's not trying to derail it.
#44 by eggbert
2008-04-30 23:08:49
http://www.stuffresearch.com
From the GTA4 and GTA4 only thread:
One of the Fire Joe Morgan guys is a writer for The Office, and my suspicions that all the writers are Harvard buddies was confirmed by Bob Costas on HBO tonight.

Yeah, they "came out" a while back. Important point, it's not just "a writer from The Office", it's the guy who plays Moss Schrute on The Office. That simply takes the bizarre to another level.

The video evidence. It's sad, because while he may be a "bullshit sports writer" (though I don't ever remember FJM ever going after novelists), he was a good one. You can tell he's had that brewing forever, and him and Costas were well prepared for that ambushing.
#45 by jjohnsen
2008-04-30 23:19:00
http://www.johnsenclan.com
If it doesn't apply to any thread, why not derail the latest one?

#46 by gaggle
2008-04-30 23:20:46
Sports is an exception.

"Gaggle doesn't believe anyone should bother gaining skill in anything because anyone could gain skill in anything if they just put the time to it." - BjB
#47 by FoRmaT
2008-04-30 23:21:16
Derailing a thread with a picture with a train on rails in it is smart!

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#48 by Penguinx
2008-04-30 23:23:08
Some video of this would really provide context for those of us unfamiliar with the players.
#49 by FoRmaT
2008-04-30 23:23:27
BTW, is that the robot from Short Circuit?

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#50 by gaggle
2008-04-30 23:25:44
#49 by FoRmaT
BTW, is that the robot from Short Circuit?

....?

Yes. Yes it is.

"Gaggle doesn't believe anyone should bother gaining skill in anything because anyone could gain skill in anything if they just put the time to it." - BjB
#51 by Penguinx
2008-04-30 23:26:21
Nevermind; just saw eggbert's link.
#52 by FoRmaT
2008-04-30 23:26:27
I don't remember the boxy thing in the mid-section...

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#53 by gaggle
2008-04-30 23:34:06
#52 by FoRmaT
I don't remember the boxy thing in the mid-section...

Please be kidding.

"Gaggle doesn't believe anyone should bother gaining skill in anything because anyone could gain skill in anything if they just put the time to it." - BjB
#54 by FoRmaT
2008-04-30 23:36:16
Here he is. Doesn't have it. If it was some disguise in a scene of the movie, sorry, I've forgotten about it. It has been about 500 years sice I last saw it!

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#55 by McBain
2008-05-01 00:07:18
FJM has used this occasion to point out problems with Bissinger's writing.

I read his book "3 Nights in August" and its pretty hefty with garbage to make a Moneyballer turn over in their grave.

#56 by jjohnsen
2008-05-01 00:28:05
http://www.johnsenclan.com
#49 by FoRmaT

BTW, is that the robot from Short Circuit?

Did Pixar make Short Circuit, and would they be advertising it on trains right now?

#57 by FoRmaT
2008-05-01 00:50:18
Is this a trick question?

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#58 by gaggle
2008-05-01 00:51:17
If he wasn't kidding I at least hope he'll one day reveal he's a Joker alt, at least it'll make some sense then.

"Gaggle doesn't believe anyone should bother gaining skill in anything because anyone could gain skill in anything if they just put the time to it." - BjB
#59 by FoRmaT
2008-05-01 00:57:53
Sorry I don't remember all the details of a 20 year old movie, you silly viking!

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#60 by McBain
2008-05-01 03:04:08
Things just get better and better for Roger Clemens!

#61 by yotsuya
2008-05-01 03:51:46
It's Shaq's fault.
#62 by McBain
2008-05-01 04:26:38
I blame Steve Kerr.

#63 by Dingle
2008-05-01 04:55:09
mylifesazoo@gmail.com
Whoa, okay...your old bud from high school tracks you down after fifteen or so years and asks for money because his sister needs it for the FLDS situation. What would you do?
#64 by m0nty
2008-05-01 05:07:48
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
FLDS? Tell that Mormon to fuck off.
#65 by Dingle
2008-05-01 05:09:25
mylifesazoo@gmail.com
"...at least $700..."
#66 by Dingle
2008-05-01 05:23:14
mylifesazoo@gmail.com
So, the money would propogate the innocence of 60 year-olds fucking 13 year olds in the name of religious conviction. Sheesh...even criminals and Satanists admit such a thing is wrong, but they did it anyway. How far gone are you when you commit child rape and say "God loves it?"
#67 by lwf
2008-05-01 06:09:19
Nobody talking about that woman who was imprisoned for 24 years by her own father and had about seven kids by him in that time?

When you look at all the observations, calculations, and analysis that has gone into astrology, religion and mysticism make astrology look like an exact science. Wii.
#68 by bishop
2008-05-01 06:15:10
http://www.darkintel.org/00FF00/
Well the rest of the world / internet seems to be obsessed with that story so it's kind of nice to have a haven without everyone gabbing about it.
#69 by Dingle
2008-05-01 06:18:58
mylifesazoo@gmail.com
Especially when it's under this forum title....right?

*scratches head*
#70 by lwf
2008-05-01 06:40:13
I heard about it but I didn't pay much attention until I saw the video of him vacationing (on Nancy Grace). I'm sure everyone will be fine once they are readjusted to daylight exposure.

When you look at all the observations, calculations, and analysis that has gone into astrology, religion and mysticism make astrology look like an exact science. Wii.
#71 by yotsuya
2008-05-01 06:45:11
I blame Steve Kerr.

If you want to point fingers because of the Shaq trade, aim those digits towards Mike D'Antoni, homeboy. HE wanted Shaq.
#72 by lwf
2008-05-01 06:48:16
Shaw was OK. But Steve Nash played like a Canadian. Too many turn overs in the 4th quarter.

When you look at all the observations, calculations, and analysis that has gone into astrology, religion and mysticism make astrology look like an exact science. Wii.
#73 by McBain
2008-05-01 07:00:56

If you want to point fingers because of the Shaq trade, aim those digits towards Mike D'Antoni, homeboy. HE wanted Shaq.

It doesn't matter what he wanted.  He wasn't the general manager.  They call these things hierarchies for a reason.

#74 by yotsuya
2008-05-01 08:25:27
They call these things hierarchies for a reason.

Yeah, but that's not how they've been set up. Remember, D'Antoni was coach/GM before they brought in Kerr, and it's been more of a committee-type setup. If/when D'Antoni gets fired/leaves, Kerr will wield much more power. It's really a front office in transition from Jerry and Brian Colangelo's guys over to Sarver's guys.
#75 by McBain
2008-05-01 08:42:22
If/when D'Antoni gets fired/leaves

Isn't he already gone?

#76 by McBain
2008-05-01 08:45:00
At any rate, the Shaq trade follows the Ace Rothstein rule:  either he was in on it or he was too stupid to prevent it.  Either way, epic fail.

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