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OMG. PlanetCrap 7.0?
June 27th 2004, 12:37 CEST by Morn

Let's just imagine we were all living in some kind of fantasy world where I am actually working on a new version of this site. What would be your top feature/change requests?
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#32 by Dumdeedum
2004-06-27 20:42:39
http://www.dumdeedum.com
To be honest there's not all that much I'd change about the site, it's almost all good.

The few things I would tweak:

Sub-threading (a la the bug reporting thread) I'd probably do away with as never seemed to be used much and looks like one of those things that complicates code.

One or two parsing bugs, like the \"quotes in url text\" one (htmlspecialchars() should fix that) and the one where two spaces are replaced with "  " rather than "  " which occasionally causes odd line wrapping.  Oh, and a search and replace on the database to convert pre-PC6 posts to using craptags rather than html.

As G-Man mentioned, a rolling top-referrers thing might be nice, if only so we can invade other forums that link here from time to time and sow discord.

And of course, a search feature would be great, mainly just for the pleasure of seeing all Jibble's work on Crapsifter made null and void.

Oh and finally, limit Trunks to about 20 characters for his sig.

#33 by yukon dance fever
2004-06-27 21:04:19
Make it all HTML so people can create 24 x 24 tables and embed a different autorun midi in every cell.

pop quiz, hotshot: why does George Bailey allow Uncle Billy to live?
#34 by jafd
2004-06-27 21:12:32
Can you make it compatible with the latest version of CrapSpy?

You generate your moods yourself, and then you generate your excuse for having them.
#35 by The_Joker
2004-06-27 21:19:23
http://www.jackinworld.com
[Dr. Evil]How about no.....okay? You crazy dumb bastards.[/Dr. Evil]

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
#36 by Creole Ned
2004-06-27 21:46:12
Make the submission bin totally transparent, showing the exact numbers needed to vote a topic in or out and giving a live tally of the votes thus far. Tighten up the process so topics don't linger in the bin for days before getting voted in or out.

Allow for easier formatting, such as being able to highlight text and click a button to apply bold or italics to it. Add a proper quoting feature that automatically attributes the quote to the author. This is one of the few forums that requires a separate app (OpenCrap) to do such things. I'm lazy and don't like that.

An easily accessed "show unread posts" link.

A way to change the color scheme. PC's is not bad but I prefer lighter text on darker backgrounds. It's easier on my eyes.

Automatic tagging for valid URL's.

Allow people to set the timestamp to their own timezone, not the current Goblin Standard Time.

That's all I've got for now.

"I don't bemoan the great paste" - LPMiller
#37 by Sgt Hulka
2004-06-27 22:01:51
Make it good enough for the Goonies.

#38 by G-Man
2004-06-27 22:06:43
#34 jafd
Can you make it compatible with the latest version of CrapSpy?

I wanted that too, but didn't want to go there...

Crazy Revolutionary Ideas
How about reinventing this site as some sort of real-life popularity/democracy metagame by letting people nominate and vote for each others' position in a hierarchy. The highest level becomes admins with topic pushing powers, a lower level can write the topics, and each level below can moderate and comment on (but never delete) the posts of anyone below them in rank. Program it for global resets every few months (or maybe even a voteable reset) and see what emerges.

Or how about this: Set up random logic bomb type events which will do wacky things to peoples' posts. Like mess with the colors or parse the post text through a pig latin translator, randomly changing someone's displayed username, etc. Maybe have some colorful fake personalities intercede in discussions randomly with non-sequitors and hi-jinks.
#39 by G-Man
2004-06-27 22:07:58
Wait...scratch that last one. We already have enough typos, urking, and Immolating Dictionaries.
#40 by yukon dance fever
2004-06-27 22:18:59
I suggest using the GameSpy model -- 50 moderators for every 10 users. People learn to say the right things over and over to attain moderator status. Moderators are equipped with two big buttons, a red one that prints the sentence "The Search Button is your friend" and a blue one that prints "This has been moved to the Off Topic Forum."

pop quiz, hotshot: why does George Bailey allow Uncle Billy to live?
#41 by The_Joker
2004-06-27 22:22:37
http://www.jackinworld.com
in more interesting news, Fahrenheit 9/11 is No. 1 at box office, and the torrent is also available, at only 700MB!

Yeeehaaaw.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
#42 by Anonymous
2004-06-27 22:25:39
If poster ranking becomes reality, then why reset it all together at once? Just let the person's rank slowly slip down the hierarchy with time.
#43 by Anonymous
2004-06-27 22:31:29
#41
So link the torrent, damn fool!
#44 by Dethstryk
2004-06-27 22:31:58
jemartin@tcainternet.com
I love PlanetCrap as it is. However, I do miss the random sentence thing that used to be here.

"The Square who is not Cool with the double dipping pecker!"
#45 by The_Joker
2004-06-27 22:38:12
http://www.jackinworld.com
Just check torrentreactor.com Anonymous.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
#46 by jjohnsen
2004-06-27 22:47:11
http://www.johnsenclan.com
As G-Man mentioned, a rolling top-referrers thing might be nice, if only so we can invade other forums that link here from time to time and sow discord.


oooh, that sounds like fun.

#47 by Matt Davis
2004-06-27 23:01:33
http://looroll.com
I'd like...

- The ability to change my email address.
- Easier way for doing links/error correction (or more ways to stop mistakes, e.g. no http://http:// or /urk])
- A way to mark everything on the site as read without having to read it all.
- Usernames being unique (I think two people can run with the same name right now).
- More love here.

#48 by The_Joker
2004-06-27 23:05:08
http://www.jackinworld.com
And I'd like fries with that, too.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
#49 by Sgt Hulka
2004-06-27 23:21:24
Yo Joker, Shake that ass bitch!

#50 by The_Joker
2004-06-27 23:24:59
http://www.jackinworld.com
BREAKING NEWS: A man identified by Iraqi insurgents as a captured U.S. Marine is shown in a video on Al-Jazeera TV. Coalition trying to confirm. Details soon

You should all congratulate your president on the creation of a new Iraq.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
#51 by Sgt Hulka
2004-06-27 23:38:19
I'll get to that right after I'm finished baking these cookies, ok?

#52 by Anonymous
2004-06-27 23:49:14
Some people have it good.
#53 by mnemonic
2004-06-28 00:20:44
xmnemonic@softhome.net http://jti.developer.graphyx.net
Auto linking of URLs.  Also, keep the http://www.schardt.de/ link.
#54 by mgns
2004-06-28 00:27:54
PC t-shirts.

and who am I?
to dare to pull the stars from your favourite sky
#55 by Ryslin
2004-06-28 01:03:08
(waves piece of paper)
I like Planetcrap. Improve as you like.

Someone get the chlorine, We have food fuckers amongst us! THE POOL WILL BE CLEANED!
#56 by m0nty
2004-06-28 01:30:03
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Get that damn m0nty to post more topics.
#57 by m0nty
2004-06-28 01:30:14
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Yeah, what he said.
#58 by UncleJeet
2004-06-28 01:33:50
But his beard must be stopped.

I'm fighting terrorism by playing violent video games!
#59 by BarneyQue
2004-06-28 03:30:40
I'd like some way to cram the site into my aggrigator.
#60 by yotsuya
2004-06-28 03:34:01
I think the 'Crap is fine, just the way it is.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#61 by Caryn
2004-06-28 04:18:45
carynlaw@pacbell.net http://www.hellchick.net
NO MODERATORS. NO POST RANKING. NO SLASHDOT-LIKE CRAP WHATSOEVER.

The moment you introduce any sort of moderator crap or "rank people's posts" crap, you'll send this place into a hell from which it will never return.

The only thing I'd like is something Ned mentioned: a properly quoted post in the web interface when I want to quote someone. (I use the web interface on my laptop, but OpenCrap on my desktop.)

"See, Canadians believe Jesus walked on water. We just figure it was winter when he did." - Squeaky
#62 by Hugin
2004-06-28 04:44:17
lmccain@nber.org
Really..I'm pretty okay with the site.  As I've discussed with Jibble, i'd like there to be some kind of sidebar, I dunno, wikiesque..or just a mini..something or other, where one could post urls on a floating three or four day basis so that you didn't have to hunt for URLs in threads all the time.  But aside from that...yeah, I suppose some formatting shortcuts would be nice.
#63 by jafd
2004-06-28 04:46:43
I agree with Caryn.

You generate your moods yourself, and then you generate your excuse for having them.
#64 by G-Man
2004-06-28 05:01:34
#61 Caryn
The moment you introduce any sort of moderator crap or "rank people's posts" crap, you'll send this place into a hell from which it will never return.
That was sort of the point.
#65 by yotsuya
2004-06-28 05:17:55
Stick to the law books and leave teh funnay to guys like DKI.

Maybe some sort of code that would prevent FAVICON-type flooding might be nice, but  other than that, it's sallrite.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#66 by Charles
2004-06-28 05:34:32
www.bluh.org
A quote button is really all I want.  That would be nice.

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."
#67 by Sgt Hulka
2004-06-28 05:36:28
Yes, a quote feature on the would pucker me up somewhat good!

You know it bubba!

#68 by Sgt Hulka
2004-06-28 05:37:03
on the website..

looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

#69 by Charles
2004-06-28 05:37:10
www.bluh.org
Also, a "most recently linked" area on the front page which keeps tabs on the most recent links, so that if you want to find something that was linked you don't have to go back through everything to find it.

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."
#70 by m0nty
2004-06-28 05:56:24
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
HONK BUTTON MOTHERBITCHES.
#71 by yukon dance fever
2004-06-28 06:00:11
What he said.

pop quiz, hotshot: why does George Bailey allow Uncle Billy to live?
#72 by Eyegore
2004-06-28 06:41:20
http://home.cfl.rr.com/eyegore/gallery.htm
My suggestions:
1: Add a "reply with quoted text" link to each entry, below the date stamp, so people who use the website can easily reply to a message with quoted text.

2: Mess with the code as much as possible so that opencrap won't work and will need a total re-write.  Those opencrappers in their ivory towers with thier easy quote functions need to be taken down to the level of us website using peons.  Go ahead and quote that biatches!
#73 by m0nty
2004-06-28 06:48:57
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Eyegore (#72):
Go ahead and quote that biatches!

Alllllrighty then.
#74 by Squeaky
2004-06-28 07:58:01
Qoute of the Nanosecond.


That is all.

I just found me a bottle of blues
some strange comfort for a soul to soothe
dvds
#75 by Bailey
2004-06-28 09:11:37
I'd like a limit on sig size. Like a little message to pop up saying "post is shorter than sig, bitchlips".

Saving Throw vs Humanity
#76 by Creole Ned
2004-06-28 10:03:02
Automatic truncating of extremely long posts would be a good thing. Flood protection wouldn't really be necessary if this was done.

I think there should be the ability to post pics. I know most people would expect trolls to post images of tubgirl, goatse or something similar to be cool 'n edgy. That's why I'd also suggest that these two options be included:

show images
show images as links only

"I don't bemoan the great paste" - LPMiller
#77 by Your Friend
2004-06-28 10:27:10
You should be able to put pictures in your sig too.  That'd be fucking awesome, like penny arcade!!!

Fucking awesome!!

Comment Signature
#78 by E-ph0nk
2004-06-28 10:37:30
http://www.electrophonk.be
I like the text-only, no emoticons, no pictures, no moderation approach of PC.

#79 by Anonymous
2004-06-28 10:46:48
#76
Yeah!!! And flash! Enable flash in sigs, in posts and as avatar!!!!!!!!! k3wl.
#80 by Creole Ned
2004-06-28 11:10:32
You crazy kids.

"I don't bemoan the great paste" - LPMiller
#81 by Sgt Hulka
2004-06-28 11:33:18
Lemon flavor!

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